A rap/poem about how the sun affects my cats teeth

Summer Feline Denture Sh*t

I put my cat out bit*h,

In the sun.

Got my mutha fu*king gun on it’s back,

Used factor 50, sent him out, back.

Hairball sh*t got stuck in his fu*kin dentures,

He gonna go sent mark his f*ckin adventures.

He’s my cat bit*h

He’s my cat,

Gotta protect his teeth from the sun,

He’s my cat…bi*ch

I put my cat out bit*h,

Face got burnt

Some mutha fuck*n dog sh*t on his patch,

The mutha fuck*n dog from the next block,

Patch.

Hairball sh*t got stuck in his fu*kin dentures,

He gonna go sent mark his f*ckin adventures.

He’s my cat bit*h

He’s my cat,

Gotta protect his teeth from the sun,

He’s my cat…bi*ch

Peace.

Cartoons and things by Simon French

www.thebigeyes.co.uk and www.graphoftheweek.com

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