A Joke

Patient: Doctor Doctor, I ‘ve got a stabbing pain in my chest.
Doctor: I think you’re having a heart attack.
P: Really.
D: Yes.
P: Shit.

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A Joke

A Fish and Chip shop opens for astrophysicists. It serves fish in light or dark batter, but no one actually knows what dark batter is.