New and fresh Gangsta rap star MC Dicky (Bow) releases ‘South Kensington Shit’

South Kensington Shit, by MC Dicky (Bow)

I’m currently smoking some marijuana in my crib, I’m trying to write this rap but my biro’s lost its nib

My bitch is coming over later and we will be having some fun, I think she’s going to bring a game, probably Rummikub, which is my favourite one

She’s a super fly girl and I like her bottom, it feels soft and squidgy, like fruit that’s ripe, but not rotten

I really love spending time in my crib to relax, it’s cheaper than going out, due to the amount of money the government insist on increasing alcohol tax

Yeah, woo, I’m sitting in my crib

It’s in South Kensington and it was designed by Zaha Habib

Yeah, woo my bitch is here with me

It’s really nice to see her and I enjoy her company

Now I need to leave my crib and travel on a job, I’ve got to see some mother fucker about designing a contemporary door-knob (for my bathroom)

I have got my niggers (friends), in the car and we’re driving to Kettering, which I had a bit of trouble programming in my satnav thing

When I travel away, I miss my crib and my bitch, but I know it’s ok because I checked google directions and I’ll be back at half six

Now I’ve sorted my bathroom shit out, didn’t need to use my gun, I can turn my ass round and drive back home along the M1

Yeah, woo, I’m sitting in my crib

It’s in South Kensington and it was designed by Zaha Habib

Yeah, woo my bitch is here with me

It’s really nice to see her and I enjoy her company

PEACE.

Cartoons and things by Simon French

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