New exclusive preview of latest gangsta rap by MC Tricycle, ‘Fuck that penny farthing shit’

In the eighties I had spokey dokes, now I fuck da police, slap bitches and toke,

And for all you two wheel punks on bikes, I got one on you fuckers, I ride a trike.

Yeah on three wheels is the way to be, it’s fuckin stable, un-fuckin-like-me,

So get the fuck off your pussy ass bike, or I’ll bust you up, like I bust this mike.

I’m a tricycle rider, a tricycle rider

Mutha fuckers feel my wrath, as I mash up the cycle path

A tricycle rider, a tricycle rider

Bustin move on the cops, pullin sweet bunny-hops

MC Tricycle in the pseudonym for MC Bomber, which was a pseudonym for MC Grifter, which in turn, is the pseudonym for MC Funky Chopper, which is again, the pseudonym for….

Cartoons and things by Simon French

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