The 2011 budget will be a twenty-point shopping list for Mr Osborne’s next holiday

  1. Fedora
  2. Mouse food
  3. Girl’s hairclips (canary yellow)
  4. Extra thimbles
  5. Fox mask
  6. Girl’s bracelets (canary yellow)
  7. Food for mice
  8. Sun cream (factor 17)
  9. Flippers
  10. Strong hemp security straps
  11. Snack for the mice
  12. Sweatbands (like Pat Cash’s ones when he won Wimbledon)
  13. Dremel 300 Series Multitool with 30pc accessory pack
  14. Mouse nibbles
  15. Silk scarf (canary yellow)
  16. Blue pens (enough for everyone)
  17. 2 x disposable cameras
  18. Carrot chew sticks for the mice
  19. Cool sunglasses (like Top Gun)
  20. 7 x Girl’s handkerchiefs (canary yellow)
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