The beginning of Genghis Khan’s wedding speech

Hi everyone.

Can I just say what a pleasure it is to see so many familiar faces here tonight and how nice it is that most of them are still attached to their bodies (laughter and applause from the living).

My wife and I are as proud as a Yak with two penis, to share our special day with you, and I must apologise for theĀ  slaughter earlier in the day, of the last wedding party, but we were booked in for 11.00am and as you know, I’m not one to be kept waiting! (more laughter and a few cries of agony from the last bridegroom, who is still being skinned alive by the hordes).

Cartoons and things by Simon French

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