Two new Doctor, Doctor jokes, fresh from the head of a man


Patient: Doctor, Doctor I’m getting very stressed. I just opened up my own medical practice and no one turned up.

Doctor: With cases like this, I suggest you need to have patience.


Patient: Doctor, Doctor, I keep getting stabbing pains in my legs and shoulder.

Doctor: That’s because I’m repeatedly stabbing you in the legs and shoulder.

Patient: Why would you do that?

Doctor: Well, I hate you because you have been sleeping with my wife for the last eight years.

Patient: Oh, you found out.

Doctor: Yes.

Patient: Sorry.

Doctor: That’s ok, I’m sorry too.

Patient: No really, it’s my fault, please carry on.

Doctor: Thanks.

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